Every reader’s thought: “Only 100 pages left! I’m soooo close to finishing!” And then you slowly realize exactly how long it takes to finish 100 pages.
And yet you do it every time you’re about to finish a book.
Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.”